oh.my.goodness.gracious.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

We're talking about a whirlwind here, people.

There's so much that I have to tell you. Literally loads of experiences, insight, knowledge, and wisdom to get off my chest.

But it's got to wait, you see, because at this very moment in time, your dear friend is a pauper.

She's poor. She ain't got no money.

(And you know, if you're on the logic train, you should be stopping now at the "Oh, she can't afford the internet yet" junction. Welcome!)

Yes, right now I'm sitting in the Minneapolis Public Library and typing faster than I ever have before (approximately 20 words per minute) for several reasons:

-- I'm sitting here almost illegally, seeing as how I don't officially have a libe card yet, and it's only because the nice man at the front desk is actually a really nice man, and he let me slide in under the rug, so to speak.

-- I haven't even seen anything resembling a webpage for over a week.

-- I have much business to handle and the evil ticker at the top of the screen keeps buzzing and reminding me that time is ticking away faster than I am typing.

So, I gotta go. I'll be back soon (and yes, that does still mean less than 34 days. Also, can you believe the Mpls Public Libe limits its patrons to one hour of internet usage a day?!! Shocking. But I offer that as proof to you that I will be returning. I'll have to.).

Until then. I know you're all busy beginning new lives too. Why not leave me a note about what's going on with you? (note: noun. a piece of correspondence passed between friends and marked by pretty colors, funny words, interesting and exciting stories, whether made up or true. usually written with comprehensive, almost exhaustive detail.)


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One Of My Favorite Verses For You Today:

Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good!! ~ Psalm 38:4a

capital letters in blog titles are lame.

Almost as lame as I am for not writing anything in over a month!!

Where have I been you ask?

Absolutely nowhere, I answer. But what I've been doing is a much more complicated and interesting (maybe? well, no not really. . . well, I guess we'll see if it's interesting when I get to it, okay?) question that I can't answer so quickly as the first.

Begging your pardon, you 6 or 7 people who have been checking in to see if I still exist, for my long period of absence from this rambling den of randomness. I have returned. Though not with a proper entry. But I promise that that will come soon. And by soon I mean less than 34 days.

Once again, am ever so sorry to have been gone so long, am most anxiously looking forward to spilling out all my thoughts for you all to pick apart, and am extremely desirous of being accepted back into your gracious hearts and minds, likewise reassuming my proper title, which I reclaim now, longing to be reknown as yours truly,

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